Friday, September 19, 2008

What Pokemon Does May Have

Predict! Famous last words ...

After having bored with the advice of good and prudent player, yesterday in a moment of inspiration I placed a triple by fear. € to have three percent. Only
Gaston wins the case. And me.
this week I think I've exhausted the c * it.
This blatant demonstration of unpredictability gives me the opportunity to explain the results to wagers "with disability".
Disability (hc on palinsensto) is a goal lead that is assigned to the team considered less strong, and serves mainly to make sense of those games that seem to have no history.
Example: a few weeks ago Juventus - Artmedia sign a gave a share of 1.10.
Juventus - Artemedia 1 hc was 1.25, because the opponents were leaving with a one goal advantage.
Juve have won that game 4-0, and 4-1 according to the hc. Enough for two goals, has scored as many as 4. Simple no?
Here, play three 'x handicapped "as I have done is crazy, because it means predict victory with a goal difference of only favorite team (for this share is high).
Napoli, PSG and Tottenham have done it. Go and check the match report of PSG markers to understand how much luck it takes to catch a triple well. 2 minutes from the end I was holding paper Waste ...
PS: Do not spend this cento in petty things because I bought two days ago, the Lancia Y used my sister's. Fortune favors the bold, but also cautious.
PPS: the meeting with "people from betting room is postponed to the next.
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(L)

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Transcend Ram Replacement In Bangalore

Predict!


now increasingly fell into the part of "what works down the betting agency, inaugurated a column twice a completely random , as in the inimitable style of this blog and especially for personal needs, as it sailed to latch.
In the first appointment of this section will give general advice regarding the world of fixed odds bets, not to be confused with pari-mutuel wagering (such as pools etc, those with variable prize in short).
How do you bets with the grain?
- not playing at all. In fact, it saves a lot of money, especially on an annual basis (this was necessary to begin the politically correct).
- Avoiding the absurd game, that is, those from high altitudes. If the proportion is high, because this is an unlikely outcome. If the outcome is unlikely, you are making a bad use of your mail. Of course, a blow to the c * is always possible, but in the long run is lost and nothing else. Guaranteed.
- by monitoring their schedules well: those who fill these pages full of numbers is human, and though it may be of professional bookmakers, an error can always be there. What is a programming error? For example, quote the victory of Inter against Catania to 11.0 instead of 1.10 (NB: this has not happened, for malicious).
- Play for fun: do not make systems too complex, do not play "to hedge risk," do not seek the Philosopher's Stone. Sport, especially football, is good because unpredictable. A safe bet there, otherwise I would not have a job.
- Do not share too much multiplied. In your predictions included three or more than five events (not recommended even 5, but so ...). A share which doubles the stakes are already good, and it is better to play 10 € to cash 20 or 30 that under 3 (the minimum) to win 100 or more. Gaston only wins the case.
- Be competent on which you bet on sports. Do not be too influenced by the units, but decide based on your knowledge and insights. If your meditations are different from those of the bookmakers - and are also correct - better for you and worse for him. If the bookie would ever get it right the player and the manager of risk (in contrast with the advice in point 2).
- Whenever possible, avoid events that may end up with three outcomes different, that is also in balance. Football is hard, volleyball, baseball and basketball are easier, tennis short. The "x" is the variant that will make you angry the next day ...
That's all for now, next time I'll describe the types of characters that populate my agency: a post will be more fun than this. How would
Tonino Carino from Ascoli, "guessing is all you study."

(L)

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Male Genital Piercings -ampallang

Uuuhhhhhh !!!!!!!

turns 30 today, no, the legendary 29 years (N). I will not waste words about our friend and lawyer, especially when our friend from consultancies gratuite.Ma rather, I want to talk about a holiday to be held tonight at a secret location. A taste of the mega-party to be held this evening, we tasted last night at Dairy Molloy. But tonight, naked women and alcohol for all the c * tutti.Oltretutto we saved him for the license, because as you know, he did return to generations of BS the guidance document. Needless to say, (L) is a bit 'disadvantage, coming from Montichiari, but we also know that when it comes to gheffi Russian raiding parties of Roden Sai * or * no moves for miles without batting an eye. Please note dear (L), which offers all (N). Angela do not worry, it's just a fling, maybe revive The report, however, we already know to be passionate. The festival will take place in the office Att. A look at the yellow pages, which you will easily find the location, not spread too much though ... Admission is free. Thanks also to (C) and felt (N) needs his space, you were always one of the most sympathetic among the girls of my friends. For the dear (sea), looking a bit 'hard, because the partnership has begun recently, but do not worry when I see tonight (E), and around a bit' omelette. (S), certainly will have no problems, fortunately driving (LSD). (Apo) come! Tranquil, I stop to quarrel a bit 'with me (to Dani), to distract her. I've already pulled the boys to pack (G) tonight, I told her I was going to the carnival, was very happy for me. Caro (N), yet wishes and remember, we can not die at age 29, women (Russian) for all beers will lock lock and lock the bad gheffi the castle. Uuuhhhhhh!

(T)

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Josh Hutcherson In His Blue Boxers

A (G) production


The Editor of "Floozie" consapelove the decline of readers, decided today to reward loyalists with a fantastic video shot anything less than that from emerging filmmaker (G). The video is shot as you'll see high-quality audio and a needless idleness have. I hope that you will appreciate the effort of (T) and (G) which gave both the best.

Ps Note in particular, the last ride, the producers of "Point Break 2 - The Return" have contacted (T) for the role of wetting and (G) as a seller of coooccoooo cooocco beeellooo!

(T) & (G)


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Sore Tummy 33 Weeks Pregnant

The party of "shock wave Radiolina"



More years pass, the more I realize I have less and less willing to attend the feast of "Radio shock wave." Are passed from going almost every night (when I was 18 years old), middle evenings when I was 23-24, and the 2008 just a couple of evenings, and I assure you, were also too many. The problem is not me. I am old, but I have not yet turned 30 years (as some old man who frequents the blog). The problem is they, the organizers. Everything changes, people grow up, tastes change, not them! The only things that have changed the party's "Radio shock wave", are the places where the festival took place over the years, and finally there's drug dealing "legalized" just outside the event, not so much annoying for decoration but for the ability of the pusher as the suction cups to stick. Some say that the great merit and the organizers, but alas, I have the feeling that the merits are more like the police, and the addition of new center-right, alas. But this is not. The worst thing that everything has remained the same as ten years ago and they pretend. Nothing personal really, but your party knows a bit 'stale by now. Usual stalls, the usual groups, used to stand ... a little 'fantasy guys? Not to mention the library, a real gem, which sells (I know that does not sell) improbable books like "Marilyn Monroe in the service of the KGB." The first night this year, there have been a bit 'for the event, the second one, to my sheer will to attend the concert of "pax Offlaga hard." And I (LSD) were rather than cast, and they're even able to convince (N), which is not easy, that if there is sorbitol for the second time, was not even a fan. (D) came to him as well, but we have seen in stages, and when he went near the stage had not looked too divertita.Insomma, a lot of high expectations and low-level concert. The Offlaga, who mostly played their second album, I know who have plagiarized a lot 'from the first lowering a wire bpm (beats per minute), then to produce a record very similar, but strapeso as rhythm, for finish with a flourish, the boys from Cavriago, have played "Robespierre" super singolone, in the second version of album. Rated 3. The only positive note, "The lights power plant, which at least he admits that the CCCP are gone for a while. '- and it shows it feels (ed.). Besides, my staff of "Radio shock wave", beers Eur 2.50 not only have you, then I find no really no reason to come and get me a ride from you.
(T)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Orange And Brown Bathrooms

Happy Birthday (L).


Caro (L) ,
best wishes on your birthday. Many things have changed since that morning in which they occupy the same classroom (your mackerel was often, to tell the truth), from those who would spend lazy afternoons and unproductive, those evenings that We have formed such stainless steel bar-goers. Yeah. But the notice to the melancholy. First, I wanted to thank you for the great party the other night. Then I tell you that you have already decided that we'll all be down to the betting agency. Greetings again.
As for the "wonderful" concert disc Offlaga pax that we saw yesterday, let T and LSD with the task of writing a good guide-cut objective. I, in fact, tomorrow morning we go on holiday and for a week. I'd like to return, open the floozie and find one or two new series of blog posts ... and many comments. I'd settle even for a soft start, type a post and comments ... 2:00 to 3:00
Hello everyone! Strength (s)!
(N)

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Humorous 1st Birthday Invitation Wording

Celebrities.


Speaking (T), yesterday evening, it was thought to dear old floozie. I said that, re-reading old posts for comments, some were really hilarious. One of the best is definitely this . It seems that in many (perhaps three or four people) I miss it. (T), however, would open up a blog of his own, but it is probably a project that, like summer, is destined to soon become a faded memory. Who knows what the future holds ...
However, we saw "Il Divo" Sorrentino's Castle in the movies. A good film, he did exclaim (T): "I will tell you that Andreotti I've never been particularly nasty." However, it is not the movie I want to talk. I want to talk about a serious flaw that too often characterizes people. It is called ingratitude. However, after a summer of honorable service, having entertained audiences of enthusiastic spectators whole, after having being made in small but significant personal exhibitions behind the damn car, and I (T)-projectionists technicians already in the 2006 season - we were not even accepted! What a sadness, that oblivion. How can we forget the time he jumped the audio system, or that time when, oops, have not been removed covers the speakers?! How to forget the skill and humanity towards the spectators vintage men?!
A story at times unbelievable.
Greetings to all travelers telematics by chance came upon this post.
(N)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Dangers Of Chest Infections In Pregnancy

Floozie life


Carry a piece taken from Corriere.it, signed Alessandra Baldini. Entitled "Warning to the stress from the blog" and may be useful to understand the continuing inaction of certain editors ... floozie


NEW YORK - The death comes with the blog: the stress of keeping updated 24 hours 24 an online diary combined with the lack of exercise and sleep and an irregular and unhealthy diet, are a potentially lethal cocktail that has begun to claim victims in the web world. Two weeks ago in Fort Lauderdale (Florida) was held the funeral of Russell Shaw, a prolific blogger of technological died suddenly of a heart attack at 60. In December, another blogger friend, Marc Orhant, was over an extended underground to block the coronary arteries. A third, Om Malik had a heart attack on the same days but has done it: he has just 41 years.
are isolated cases or the tip of the iceberg? If it is called the Sunday New York Times collecting the complaints of other 'diarists' of the network who have lost weight or become obese, which can no longer sleep or regularly collapse exhausted on the keyboard: all noise, if not disease, attributed to the stress of having to produce news in a cycle of information does not stop where competition is often fierce. Some of those who were born as online diaries are in fact in recent years become real producers of information that compete with traditional media advertising on the front. The pressure is enormous, especially for freelance web surfers often paid less than ten dollars a piece, but also who has built a fortune on blogs has reason to worry.
"I'm not dead yet, but soon end up in hospital with a nervous breakdown, "said Michael Arrington, founder and editor of TechCrunch, a popular blog on new technologies that will rake in millions of dollars in advertising. Arrington, which is fattened to 15 pounds in three years, blamed stress from the blog that is now suffering severely from sleeplessness, "I came to a breaking point." It is now that bloggers denounce publicly the physical repercussions of their craft: it is a leitmotif of online diarists lurking constantly complaining of fatigue for people who spend most of the day and often the night hacking away on the computer looking for information. Many bloggers are paid per piece, a number of other readers, in a hierarchy of fees to repay the scoop even if just a few minutes. The speed in all these cases is: "There is no time, even when you sleep, that you are not anxious to have got a hole," Addington said at the New York Times. Both bloggers are aware of the risks of the trade that some of them have taken to exchange tips on how to tackle them. A month ago on Problogger.com Australian Darren Rowse, who contributes to a blog in addition to the twenty two he cared for, has offered its readers a small survival guide: between the council, to "cut the chains of your desk 'and' return to jot down ideas on paper notebooks. "
(N)

Monday, March 31, 2008

Cost Of Hair Dyeing Great Clips

The Profit Rate

Now I've gotten.
Just two weeks before the vote, well I decided to inform me on the lists and programs. Enough with the anti-politics, the indifference, the grillismo last minute and flattening the bipolarity.
must ponder ...
The best way is to visit the Interior Ministry to get an idea on the lists and candidates, working just as it is just 181 lists and its candidates. Unfortunately for me, are just some of the most attractive for Italians abroad.
After reading all the pdf, I restricted the list of eligible candidates to the following lists (in parentheses the candidate for prime minister):

CASINO 'CENTRE ITALY (Marco Santopadre)
NOT rowing against (Carmine Abagnale)
LIRA (freedom, independence, respect, love) (Anthony Falabella)
Zarlenga OMNIA (Mario Zarlenga)
This list wants to solve the problems of amateur football
PARTY IMPOTENCE EXISTENTIAL DR.CIRILLO (Giuseppe Cirillo)
LIST NO garbage IN CAMPANIA-animated parts. AMBIENT. (C. Ceriello)
MIOGOVERNO.IT-50.000NOI (Guido Prayer)
FREE SOUTH (Giuseppe Quaranta)
fight for a fairer Taranto
IN THE NAME OF WOMAN LIST STEFANIA ARIOSTO (Stefania Ariosto)
PARTY Internett (Francesco Miglino)
MOVEMENT LAST HOPE (Alberto Gazzaniga)
MOVEMENT YOUNG POETS OF ACTION (AlessandroD'Agostini)
SARDIGNA Natzione (Bustianu Cumpostu)
ITALIAN COMMUNIST PARTY Marxist-Leninist (Dominic Savio)
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity (Enrico Andreoni)
subtitle "Yankee go home"
POLITICAL MOVEMENT OLD WORLD (Michele DeCesare)
THE LOTUS (Luigi Ferrante)
UNIVERSAL humanitarian socialism (Joseph Graziani)
NO TO PACS (Vittorio Colavitto)
BREAD PEACE WORK (Marco Franceschini)
PART DEMUCRATEC Valley (Massimo Loda)
TREMMISTA NATIONAL CORE (Baptist Mazzetta)
Among other things, re-educate the youth to dig the earth and cultivate
"I do not vote" LIST NATIONAL CIVIC (Carl Gustav Giuliana)
UNEMPLOYED UNITED (Patrizia Morocco)
MOVEMENT FOR THE REBIRTH OF THE MOUNTAINS (Not Leader)
Holy Roman Empire LIBERAL CATHOLIC - ROMAN CATHOLIC LAWYER OF THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE - EUROPEAN MOVEMENT CHRISTIAN LIBERAL JUSTICE AND LIBERTY (Mirella Cece)
, I did not invent, I swear.

PS: do not bore you do not tell you how the mechanism of electoral reimbursements.

(L)

Friday, March 28, 2008

Son Gets Moms Friend Pregnant

Wikirock (Truth questionable from Wikipedia)

Do not go in that shed.
Following the declaration of admiration for a well-known occultist by Jimmy Page began to rain on the group Led Zeppelin numerous accusations in the media about the presence of subliminal messages in their songs, through the technique of backmasking . The most famous example is perhaps one of the famous Stairway to Heaven, which seems, if you listened to the contrary by 4:40 minutes on, recite the phrase

'Oh, here's my sweet Satan, the one Whose little path will not make me sad, Whose power is Satan. He'll give you 666. There Was a Little Toolshed Where He made us Suffer, sad Satan. "

'Oh, here's my sweet Satan, the one whose quick way does not make me sad, whose power is Satan. He will give you 666. There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan. "
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damage your career.
In an interview on the DVD series Classic Albums "U2 - The Joshua Tree" (in Italy in an attachment to a head of Gruppo Editoriale L'Espresso; the original was published in 1999) declares that Bono will never again with the voice which came in the days of The Joshua Tree, not the age but because of the smoke because he lost the ability to reach the upper register.
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Blessed are the last .
Many people mistakenly believe that "I go to the maximum" Vasco Rossi has ranked last in the Sanremo Festival in 1982. In fact, the official rankings considered on an equal footing beside the tracks of the first three positions: the misunderstanding arose from the fact that the song title came last in the 'in alphabetical order only in was provided a list of equal merit.
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The rings of the perception.
The WWE, wrestling, gave the wrestler formerly known as Johnny Nitro gimmick of the "John Morrison, a wrestler who is based in all respects to Morrison.
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Bob to his friends (the trancorio) .
The legal name of Bob Dylan, August 1962, to Robert Dylan, the main alias which is known in his career are: Elston Gunnn (adolescent), Bob Dillon (second some of his early biographers a pseudonym, taken from the character of Marshal Matt Dillon of Gunsmoke film) Blind Boy Grunt (credited on some albums), Bob Landy (ditto); Tedham Porterhouse (ditto), Robert Milkwood Thomas, Lucky Wilbury (as part of the Traveling Wilburys), Boo Wilbury (ditto), Jack Frost (producer of Love and Theft and co-producer of the album Under the Red Sky, and Time Out of Mind), Sergei Petrov (co-writer of the film Masked & Anonymous), Justin Case (occasionally used in the tour from 1980 to 1990), Elmer Johnson (used in the Mississippi River Festival in Edwardsville, September 14, 1969, as a guest star with the group The Band).
(L)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

How To Do A Diagram Of A Shi

Letter to Friends


Dear friends,
try to revive this blog with news and official welcome: from April 1st (or maybe a few days before) and I (A ) we are going to settle in our new home on Via Fontane, a few meters from the chateau park, and then only a few meters from the stadium Rigamonti (to the delight of (S) and other supporters of Brescia).
The host, friendly and helpful person, lives downstairs. So there will never be all together to make a noise to me, but I will very happy to receive small delegations in the future in our attic. Among other things, you know that where I come from is a good idea to never be empty-handed, hence the saying "if I invite you abbussa cu the pedi," alluding to an epiphany loads of gifts, as evangelical tradition.
Having taken up residence with (A) is chronologically the last of the great changes in my life recently, and I hope soon we can complete the series with a more solid (and more serious ...) and throw all the foundation to crown my ideal of middle-class life.
For these reasons, as well as an innate inclination to laziness social, we do not we are too often a time. Suffice it to say that only a year ago did not know (A) if not so some of sight and exchanging greetings, designing to go to Ireland with the Sea, I was still living in Fiumicello and hang with (T) in the afternoon. She was not at all bad, but I must confess that after less than a year I'm living a life full of everyday joys that I could not even imagine the last year.
Then, as is also the feast, I wish you spend a happy Easter and find the egg like surprises and dreams closer.
As is happening to me.

PS: see you around sooner or later.
(L)

Monday, March 3, 2008

How To Make Damania Tea

Pulp - Pencil skirt



(T)

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

1 Year Old Dog With Fluid Around The Heart

Dirt: Ten Solutions


1) send it into space (inspired by Futurama)

2) Send to Malpensa and let it disappear along with the luggage (inspired by Crozza)

3) Call

Harry Potter 4) crumble finely and throw it like confetti at the Stadio San Paolo aromatic

5) Establish the World Cup "Sculptures with the trash"

6) Move the center divider of the road and use it as

7) put them in the Straits of Messina and save on construction of the bridge

8) Use the burner as Vesuvius

9) Building "Napoli 2" starting from the second plan.

10) Leave everything as is. That will never be 'cheap and rubbish nu ...

(ps: This book is a tribute to Dave Letterman)

(L)

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Problems Inserting A Tampon

Hermosa live




evening of great music last night at Brescia 's live debut of Hermosa. The audience gathered for the occasion in a private home, has not hidden his enthusiasm at the end of the exhibition.
The quartet has played eight new songs, opening the show with the more rhythmic songs to penetrate gradually to a poetic and intimate. Davide Pani (guitar and vocals) did not disappoint, very well supported by other members of the band. In closing, free drinks for everyone and cover until late evening. The Hermosa, long time friends of Floozie, will not be long in the recording studio to produce their first job. And we'll be there, ready to relive the excitement of a great night of music.
(N)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Letters Against Defamation Of Character

Floozie who goes to the movies - Into the wild



As I write this review is turning into the player the wonderful "No Ceiling", sung by Eddie Vedder and the equally wonderful is the soundtrack of the film I will talk about Into the Wild, directed by Sean Penn. The film is inspired
the true story of Christopher McCandless, a young man who completed his studies he decided to drop everything and go to the wilds of Alaska, not without first having traveled to the States and be finished in Mexico.
Its not a simple escape for freedom but for the Truth, is not a simple rejection of modernity but of cages and social slavery that it generates, with the myths of money, social status as the only yardstick to judge a man .
In this search for himself, Christopher will meet many like him in some way have made her choice, but chose different ways to live: a couple of hippies, a group of American farmers, an elderly ex-soldier American ... from all of them but the boy will learn something at the end will understand what may really matter. The film
S. Penn tells us all this by giving the director the right rhythm to events, with a fine photo capturing the magic of the American landscape, giving us intact the complexity of the characters without ever being banal.
Emile Hirsch, the actor who plays McCandless, is very good at transmitting the efforts, human and physical location of this young but not naive idealist.
Excellent choice of subtitles, lyrics of beautiful music for the film.
Into the Wild is a necessary film for those chasing a dream by bringing into play or wanted to do for those who still did not understand what to look for and if it really wants to find something for people who love America.
Or more simply, a masterpiece.
(LSD)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Painful Ears When Laughing

The Good, the Bad and the Poor


You know, this is a difficult world.
few occasions to rejoice and countless testimonies of suffering and difficulties (apart from me, and me walking in the morning I wake up happier than when I went to sleep, blissfully).
However, it should hold on. I appeal especially to Don Nicolò Anselmi, head of the youth of the CEI, and his boys.
Chatting with a group of young people ( Source: AGI February 12) Don Anselmo has known about the erotic scene between Moretti and Ferrari in the film Quiet Chaos , in theaters these days.
"One young man told me about it via e-mail calling it terrible: the two actors make love standing, clothes, without looking in my face ... I understand that the scene must be read and placed in the context of the film - Notes the priest - but I confess that I was surprised and disturbed: a good director and courageous idealist Moretti and a face sensitive and delicate as the Ferrari I would have expected a scene romantic, soft, tender a moment ... maybe love open to life, to a child. "

I am near you: must have been terrible to put up a Moretti film, let alone see him naked.

(L)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Xbox Controller Receiver Hack

Italy favors


I know it's pathetic, but I just enjoy it. Pathetic because
by Juventino, I know that a year of B compared to a decade of misdeeds sports is unbelievably small a punishment: therefore all the Juve fans should keep your mouth closed for a while yet (as far as Italy is the Celebrated Country of Thieves, so there is no moral duty and decency of manners). Then enjoy
is pathetic not to be in first place in the standings and sit happily in the third.
However, I laugh out loud when he heard it said that:

- Inter does not need any favors arbitration, because it is already stronger than his.
- Some errors dirty deserved victories.
- That the psychological subjection in fact has always existed in Italy.
- that the whole had eight penalties in favor and two against so far. Juventus 6 against and 5 in favor.
- What mistakes will eventually balance out.
- which is useless if you do not win in Italy it is confirmed in Europe.
- That the Poor Zlatan is tired of hearing insults wherever he goes in the last 3 years and a half ...

I laugh and look at fun, not because it was the whole: those who know me know that I lacks the intellectual honesty sports. Only, I can not hold back my laughter when I think that the script remains intact, but the characters have changed clothes. If Italy is normal for any one Juventino feel cheated of their merits and interaction should defend themselves against teasing bar two years after the Calciopoli scandal, then I expect that soon give wine its fountains, atterrino aliens on earth, and Jim Morrison returns somewhere in the company of Elvis.
Reality beats fantasy 1 to 0 of rigor (no doubt).

(L)

Friday, February 8, 2008

Extreme Nausea And Indigestion

Floozie's Events

You are all invited at the opening of my little photography exhibition, Sunday 10 / 2 to Martha, say from 19.30 onwards, I will offer a round of light wine. Thank you all.

(T)

Thursday, February 7, 2008

New Orleans Best Brazilian Wax

Modern Culture (Bookshop 2.0)


By popular demand, for all the friends of Floozie.


Coherence first :
"I would like the magnet of the horses, also because I'm Cavallini."
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TV schedule :
"On the first floor I saw a program called" America! "Has it?"
(NB: will a DVD, I think)

The imagination to power :
"I would like the magnet of Pecos Bill."
(NB: I would Buffalo Bill, but there is not even that)

Fairtrade :
"But the items for sale are handmade by Native Americans?"

Rather than leap :
"How many players are there in the book of postcards?"
"Eighteen."
"And on the calendar?"
is twelve.

Enigmatic :
"You have posters of them ( subt. paintings)?"
"I these posters."
"What?"

megalomaniac :
"You can buy a giant poster that you see in the streets?"

warmonger :
"catapult the knife really work?"
"Yes."
"And the gun?"

Ad libitum :
"How much are the posters?"
"Those 15 small, square 18, big 21."
"And this?"
"15."
"And the girl on the couch?"
"18, is square. Small 15, large 21."
"Ah. And this?"

I-Pod Generation :
"The catalog is this?"
"Yes."
"And there are headphones? "
(NB: will the audio-guide. ... If you think it is appalling)

SPQR on the Range:
" I'd like the bookmark with the head of Julius Caesar. "
(NB: this is the "Winged Victory")

Games precious :
"How much is the pendant?"
"Four euro."
"E 'gold?"

Communist Poster:
"It gives me the poster of the poster ?

Hard Discount Style:
"I want to buy the catalog of posters."

Alchemy apart :
"These are what?"
"magnets?"
"What are they?"
"We stick to the fridge."
"But you can only attack the fridge?"

Multimedia:
"What's this?"
"a music CD."
"But there are pictures of the show?"

Who does not drink in the company ... :
"The show is all about?"
(NB: the show is about. This is the bookshop . But he was drunk)

ad personam "laws:
" I The birth of "
(NB: The Birth of Impressionism is )

c * in the broom and sweep the room you :
"If I buy the catalog accompanied me the station? "
(NB: I swear I was not joking. Clearly it was crazy. Matto true.)

The employee of the month :
" I would like the magnets (marble) of Santa Giulia. "
" I do not think that there are magnets Santa Giulia ... "
" And these? "
" I sottobicchierini. "
(Note: magnetic effect of marble, with the magnet back)

That's all folks!
(L)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Why Does The Arch Of My Feet Hurt When I Skate

Proportionally Disillusioned (Torque tube loose).




First of all, there is a question that gives me no respite: because that call emergency in Campania waste? And 'as if the Tg of one always went on the air every day as "special issues." Pathetic.
How pathetic is the information in the conspiracy of silence not to mention almost never the magic word of 'emergency waste Camorra.
Know that: the protesters who do not want to reopen the landfill are paid "per day", and since the jokers and the unemployed have no desire to see the end of the emergency. In addition, there is another useful information for those unfamiliar, like me, political and economic life of the South: Up to fifteen years ago this "emergency" was not there, because the waste was brought in Albania by the mafia with the ships that were returning laden with cigarettes. When
quest'appalto was not renewed (for alleged mafia infiltration in the companies who win contracts, ha ha), the block was inexorable, the first slow and then value: all the ordinary means of disposal are in the hands of the Camorra .
And hear the views of protesters who knows these things better than me, makes me sick.
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like some ladies of La Sapienza University. Unspeakable lack of basic notions of decency. Other than secularism, I am convinced that children of asylum would be able to make a better shape. At least those are naive (and, please explain why in front of the largest Catholic authorities are the intellectual barricades of whereas those usurpers of academic positions are lowered his pants in front of terrorists unreservedly, to the point you have created the thinnest and ridiculous difference between terrorists and resistant .
not even know where secularism is at home. And if you fight in the name of freedom, know that the dynamite in front of those which do not roll out the red carpet there is a lot .
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invite all those who still care about the political fate of this country to vote white board at the next upcoming election. In order to be elected to give the only sign of morality at its disposal, not boycott the polls and do not express any preference list.
The proportional representation, the majority of the premium and all of these mechanisms fully reflect the style of our ruling class: not for nothing called porcellum .
I will not be responsible for the new dip in the mud of this country. Only the pigs like to wallow in their own sewage.
In all democratic countries in the world who lose elections do not reapply. Who wins is running a program. The parliament makes the laws, the government ministers and the judiciary is responsible for more. The head of state is impartial.
The public is not so strict with those who make mistakes are perpetuated havoc and personal abuse.
In democratic countries.
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My philosophy teacher of the first high school (quite original kind) once said that representative democracy (ie one in which the people manifested a Parliament and a Senate in our case) is a perfect system .
He said if Parliament is, let's assume a twenty per cent of thieves and gangsters, it's because the person is twenty percent of the electorate, in fact, composed of thieves and gangsters, and send their representatives to Camera. With
the proportion not even have the chance, if you are criminals, to be represented by someone you care for the your interests.
So my idea is this: go to fance * The proportion. I'm not soon to this game.
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(L)

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Is Xanax Legal In Indonesia

Pulp - Common People



(T)

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Spanish Wording Samples For Wedding Invitations

Next time count to ten



We were going to make us a couple of turns to the "Bar-Barigo" Gigi and I were celebrating our first shot: National bank robbery in Piazza Mazzini, booty settaantamila about, not a bad debut. We already talked about how all this rubbish grain as quickly as possible, Gigi delirious thinking already pointed to the electric guitar in the bay, a Stratocaster owned by Jimi Hendrix, plus a couple of gifts for her beautiful, beautiful for him. I'd give her a good kick in the ass more than a book of thirty sessions from "Diby Center. I, however, kept him off the grain to buy a farm in a few years. I thought women just recently, in the sense, lately my motto was "only sluts," is cheaper than bringing a bitch for dinner, flowers and various gifts.
seemed we were to arrive in about ten minutes at the "Bar-Barigo" however, to the five quinzanese is full of assholes coming out of the labor and go home, we decide to cut down on verolese, fuck full even with this wealth of more cops, which I know shit, just try us. Gigi really driving like shit, looks like a Bamboccio examination of the license, he says he put forward and who the hell I made him do, he's got his work, are a bastard to have him involved and fuck. I take the shearwater, point it to him and tell him to wake up.
"Hey bitch what are you afraid?" Two years of cage? Break still fucking c'arrivi not even the two thousand and ten "
The chick is so afraid that we in the ass to a" type "of recovering from two Marucci a construction site. I do not know what happened to me at that moment, I went down and I shot: both to get a ride from All * h.
"Fuck you bastards Marucci, this will serve as a lesson for all the shit you brought in Italy" Gigi
sclera bad. "'Fuck you done?!? You're a jerk! Want to get a life sentence? Fuck Nando vaffanculoo!
not count to ten as mom and dad taught me, I make out too. You fuck him, his beautiful and his guitar hello amigo.

(T)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Ibeat Illuminated Headphones

Pulp - Disco Try



N Sorry if I left your post for little, but is that song all day long I have it in your head and I had to put it on the floozie.

(T)

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

1980s Mermaid Long Hair Toy

2000 with the blowfish - Part 1


(source: "Try the fish ball (if the examination body attacks you, you doing?)", In Harvard Design Magazine, Fall 2007 / winter 2008)


Do puffer fish: swollen cheeks and point your fingers around the face, as if they were poisonous spines.
Insultatevi advance: schiaffeggiatevi violently and muttered "stupid stupid, stupid, you should think about it ".
Alienatio: suddenly lose all power of understanding and will: continue seriously with the exhibition, but in a completely incomprehensible language.
the challenge: gesture aggressively, and contacting the committee shouted "you want to go there? I'll see you out? "embraced a commissioner with an excuse and attempt to pull his shirt over his head, blinding the opponent and thus making it vulnerable to your shots.
Narcolepsy: fall asleep on the floor, or, if it is inconvenient, lean on the board and appisolatevi.
Camouflage: prepared in advance and dress in colors similar to those of the furniture and then, at the time of crisis, remain motionless and not issue the slightest noise.
Simulation postmodern browse your notepad, then look up and say "I'm sorry, but the script does not exist: on what page are you?".
Distraction: make a sign to a point behind the committee and indicated that the submarine is looming in the distance, if done at the appropriate time, this tactic will earn you enough time to disappear mysteriously.
Good mood: laugh out loud funny jokes and take note of the critics, then, smiling, ask them to do more serious comments, continued to giggle at regular intervals.
Lack of time: suddenly see the watch, gather your stuff and get out with the excuse that you had to have another appointment.
Repartee: respond to criticism by including the words "ass" and then show her bottom to explain the criticisms they go to finish.
Silence: say "sshhh" and look in the distance, after a while you ask "do not feel it?" Keep going until you forget all the criticism.
scatology: Embrace the belly and run away saying "I have to run in the bathroom. "


... more.
(N)

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Ohio Drivers Licence Rewnewl

lesson in style from those of "The Floozie"


Last night, after a couple of beers at the Dairy Artisan Molloy, the I (t) toscritto, LSD, Sea, and his wife, and (S), went to second evening at Arci "the tits" that more or less all the readers know. I would like to specify that they are really tax the passes without it is almost impossible to enter. Of the five, only I had the card, then the other four floozie cronies went upstairs to members, because after a few bribes to entry, was not possible to access the card-room 2008. Little detail .... the pieces were finished, they had no more available, then those who were inside the other hello and good home. A last attempt to enter without a card, but nothing. Floozie The team did not lose heart and implement a strategy that turns out to be a winner: I enter with my ID card, they make me stamp on his hand, turning back by pretending to have forgotten one thing and give my card to that enters the sea (the name fortunately does not control it), make him the stamp and in turn from the card to his wife, who does the same thing with LSD, which in turn will do with (S). So a card instead of five is not bad. Not those of the floozie will stop at nothing.

Ps floozie but the card do not accept it?
(T)