Wednesday, February 27, 2008

1 Year Old Dog With Fluid Around The Heart

Dirt: Ten Solutions


1) send it into space (inspired by Futurama)

2) Send to Malpensa and let it disappear along with the luggage (inspired by Crozza)

3) Call

Harry Potter 4) crumble finely and throw it like confetti at the Stadio San Paolo aromatic

5) Establish the World Cup "Sculptures with the trash"

6) Move the center divider of the road and use it as

7) put them in the Straits of Messina and save on construction of the bridge

8) Use the burner as Vesuvius

9) Building "Napoli 2" starting from the second plan.

10) Leave everything as is. That will never be 'cheap and rubbish nu ...

(ps: This book is a tribute to Dave Letterman)

(L)

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Problems Inserting A Tampon

Hermosa live




evening of great music last night at Brescia 's live debut of Hermosa. The audience gathered for the occasion in a private home, has not hidden his enthusiasm at the end of the exhibition.
The quartet has played eight new songs, opening the show with the more rhythmic songs to penetrate gradually to a poetic and intimate. Davide Pani (guitar and vocals) did not disappoint, very well supported by other members of the band. In closing, free drinks for everyone and cover until late evening. The Hermosa, long time friends of Floozie, will not be long in the recording studio to produce their first job. And we'll be there, ready to relive the excitement of a great night of music.
(N)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Letters Against Defamation Of Character

Floozie who goes to the movies - Into the wild



As I write this review is turning into the player the wonderful "No Ceiling", sung by Eddie Vedder and the equally wonderful is the soundtrack of the film I will talk about Into the Wild, directed by Sean Penn. The film is inspired
the true story of Christopher McCandless, a young man who completed his studies he decided to drop everything and go to the wilds of Alaska, not without first having traveled to the States and be finished in Mexico.
Its not a simple escape for freedom but for the Truth, is not a simple rejection of modernity but of cages and social slavery that it generates, with the myths of money, social status as the only yardstick to judge a man .
In this search for himself, Christopher will meet many like him in some way have made her choice, but chose different ways to live: a couple of hippies, a group of American farmers, an elderly ex-soldier American ... from all of them but the boy will learn something at the end will understand what may really matter. The film
S. Penn tells us all this by giving the director the right rhythm to events, with a fine photo capturing the magic of the American landscape, giving us intact the complexity of the characters without ever being banal.
Emile Hirsch, the actor who plays McCandless, is very good at transmitting the efforts, human and physical location of this young but not naive idealist.
Excellent choice of subtitles, lyrics of beautiful music for the film.
Into the Wild is a necessary film for those chasing a dream by bringing into play or wanted to do for those who still did not understand what to look for and if it really wants to find something for people who love America.
Or more simply, a masterpiece.
(LSD)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Painful Ears When Laughing

The Good, the Bad and the Poor


You know, this is a difficult world.
few occasions to rejoice and countless testimonies of suffering and difficulties (apart from me, and me walking in the morning I wake up happier than when I went to sleep, blissfully).
However, it should hold on. I appeal especially to Don Nicolò Anselmi, head of the youth of the CEI, and his boys.
Chatting with a group of young people ( Source: AGI February 12) Don Anselmo has known about the erotic scene between Moretti and Ferrari in the film Quiet Chaos , in theaters these days.
"One young man told me about it via e-mail calling it terrible: the two actors make love standing, clothes, without looking in my face ... I understand that the scene must be read and placed in the context of the film - Notes the priest - but I confess that I was surprised and disturbed: a good director and courageous idealist Moretti and a face sensitive and delicate as the Ferrari I would have expected a scene romantic, soft, tender a moment ... maybe love open to life, to a child. "

I am near you: must have been terrible to put up a Moretti film, let alone see him naked.

(L)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Xbox Controller Receiver Hack

Italy favors


I know it's pathetic, but I just enjoy it. Pathetic because
by Juventino, I know that a year of B compared to a decade of misdeeds sports is unbelievably small a punishment: therefore all the Juve fans should keep your mouth closed for a while yet (as far as Italy is the Celebrated Country of Thieves, so there is no moral duty and decency of manners). Then enjoy
is pathetic not to be in first place in the standings and sit happily in the third.
However, I laugh out loud when he heard it said that:

- Inter does not need any favors arbitration, because it is already stronger than his.
- Some errors dirty deserved victories.
- That the psychological subjection in fact has always existed in Italy.
- that the whole had eight penalties in favor and two against so far. Juventus 6 against and 5 in favor.
- What mistakes will eventually balance out.
- which is useless if you do not win in Italy it is confirmed in Europe.
- That the Poor Zlatan is tired of hearing insults wherever he goes in the last 3 years and a half ...

I laugh and look at fun, not because it was the whole: those who know me know that I lacks the intellectual honesty sports. Only, I can not hold back my laughter when I think that the script remains intact, but the characters have changed clothes. If Italy is normal for any one Juventino feel cheated of their merits and interaction should defend themselves against teasing bar two years after the Calciopoli scandal, then I expect that soon give wine its fountains, atterrino aliens on earth, and Jim Morrison returns somewhere in the company of Elvis.
Reality beats fantasy 1 to 0 of rigor (no doubt).

(L)

Friday, February 8, 2008

Extreme Nausea And Indigestion

Floozie's Events

You are all invited at the opening of my little photography exhibition, Sunday 10 / 2 to Martha, say from 19.30 onwards, I will offer a round of light wine. Thank you all.

(T)

Thursday, February 7, 2008

New Orleans Best Brazilian Wax

Modern Culture (Bookshop 2.0)


By popular demand, for all the friends of Floozie.


Coherence first :
"I would like the magnet of the horses, also because I'm Cavallini."
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TV schedule :
"On the first floor I saw a program called" America! "Has it?"
(NB: will a DVD, I think)

The imagination to power :
"I would like the magnet of Pecos Bill."
(NB: I would Buffalo Bill, but there is not even that)

Fairtrade :
"But the items for sale are handmade by Native Americans?"

Rather than leap :
"How many players are there in the book of postcards?"
"Eighteen."
"And on the calendar?"
is twelve.

Enigmatic :
"You have posters of them ( subt. paintings)?"
"I these posters."
"What?"

megalomaniac :
"You can buy a giant poster that you see in the streets?"

warmonger :
"catapult the knife really work?"
"Yes."
"And the gun?"

Ad libitum :
"How much are the posters?"
"Those 15 small, square 18, big 21."
"And this?"
"15."
"And the girl on the couch?"
"18, is square. Small 15, large 21."
"Ah. And this?"

I-Pod Generation :
"The catalog is this?"
"Yes."
"And there are headphones? "
(NB: will the audio-guide. ... If you think it is appalling)

SPQR on the Range:
" I'd like the bookmark with the head of Julius Caesar. "
(NB: this is the "Winged Victory")

Games precious :
"How much is the pendant?"
"Four euro."
"E 'gold?"

Communist Poster:
"It gives me the poster of the poster ?

Hard Discount Style:
"I want to buy the catalog of posters."

Alchemy apart :
"These are what?"
"magnets?"
"What are they?"
"We stick to the fridge."
"But you can only attack the fridge?"

Multimedia:
"What's this?"
"a music CD."
"But there are pictures of the show?"

Who does not drink in the company ... :
"The show is all about?"
(NB: the show is about. This is the bookshop . But he was drunk)

ad personam "laws:
" I The birth of "
(NB: The Birth of Impressionism is )

c * in the broom and sweep the room you :
"If I buy the catalog accompanied me the station? "
(NB: I swear I was not joking. Clearly it was crazy. Matto true.)

The employee of the month :
" I would like the magnets (marble) of Santa Giulia. "
" I do not think that there are magnets Santa Giulia ... "
" And these? "
" I sottobicchierini. "
(Note: magnetic effect of marble, with the magnet back)

That's all folks!
(L)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Why Does The Arch Of My Feet Hurt When I Skate

Proportionally Disillusioned (Torque tube loose).




First of all, there is a question that gives me no respite: because that call emergency in Campania waste? And 'as if the Tg of one always went on the air every day as "special issues." Pathetic.
How pathetic is the information in the conspiracy of silence not to mention almost never the magic word of 'emergency waste Camorra.
Know that: the protesters who do not want to reopen the landfill are paid "per day", and since the jokers and the unemployed have no desire to see the end of the emergency. In addition, there is another useful information for those unfamiliar, like me, political and economic life of the South: Up to fifteen years ago this "emergency" was not there, because the waste was brought in Albania by the mafia with the ships that were returning laden with cigarettes. When
quest'appalto was not renewed (for alleged mafia infiltration in the companies who win contracts, ha ha), the block was inexorable, the first slow and then value: all the ordinary means of disposal are in the hands of the Camorra .
And hear the views of protesters who knows these things better than me, makes me sick.
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like some ladies of La Sapienza University. Unspeakable lack of basic notions of decency. Other than secularism, I am convinced that children of asylum would be able to make a better shape. At least those are naive (and, please explain why in front of the largest Catholic authorities are the intellectual barricades of whereas those usurpers of academic positions are lowered his pants in front of terrorists unreservedly, to the point you have created the thinnest and ridiculous difference between terrorists and resistant .
not even know where secularism is at home. And if you fight in the name of freedom, know that the dynamite in front of those which do not roll out the red carpet there is a lot .
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invite all those who still care about the political fate of this country to vote white board at the next upcoming election. In order to be elected to give the only sign of morality at its disposal, not boycott the polls and do not express any preference list.
The proportional representation, the majority of the premium and all of these mechanisms fully reflect the style of our ruling class: not for nothing called porcellum .
I will not be responsible for the new dip in the mud of this country. Only the pigs like to wallow in their own sewage.
In all democratic countries in the world who lose elections do not reapply. Who wins is running a program. The parliament makes the laws, the government ministers and the judiciary is responsible for more. The head of state is impartial.
The public is not so strict with those who make mistakes are perpetuated havoc and personal abuse.
In democratic countries.
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My philosophy teacher of the first high school (quite original kind) once said that representative democracy (ie one in which the people manifested a Parliament and a Senate in our case) is a perfect system .
He said if Parliament is, let's assume a twenty per cent of thieves and gangsters, it's because the person is twenty percent of the electorate, in fact, composed of thieves and gangsters, and send their representatives to Camera. With
the proportion not even have the chance, if you are criminals, to be represented by someone you care for the your interests.
So my idea is this: go to fance * The proportion. I'm not soon to this game.
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(L)