Tuesday, January 15, 2008

1980s Mermaid Long Hair Toy

2000 with the blowfish - Part 1


(source: "Try the fish ball (if the examination body attacks you, you doing?)", In Harvard Design Magazine, Fall 2007 / winter 2008)


Do puffer fish: swollen cheeks and point your fingers around the face, as if they were poisonous spines.
Insultatevi advance: schiaffeggiatevi violently and muttered "stupid stupid, stupid, you should think about it ".
Alienatio: suddenly lose all power of understanding and will: continue seriously with the exhibition, but in a completely incomprehensible language.
the challenge: gesture aggressively, and contacting the committee shouted "you want to go there? I'll see you out? "embraced a commissioner with an excuse and attempt to pull his shirt over his head, blinding the opponent and thus making it vulnerable to your shots.
Narcolepsy: fall asleep on the floor, or, if it is inconvenient, lean on the board and appisolatevi.
Camouflage: prepared in advance and dress in colors similar to those of the furniture and then, at the time of crisis, remain motionless and not issue the slightest noise.
Simulation postmodern browse your notepad, then look up and say "I'm sorry, but the script does not exist: on what page are you?".
Distraction: make a sign to a point behind the committee and indicated that the submarine is looming in the distance, if done at the appropriate time, this tactic will earn you enough time to disappear mysteriously.
Good mood: laugh out loud funny jokes and take note of the critics, then, smiling, ask them to do more serious comments, continued to giggle at regular intervals.
Lack of time: suddenly see the watch, gather your stuff and get out with the excuse that you had to have another appointment.
Repartee: respond to criticism by including the words "ass" and then show her bottom to explain the criticisms they go to finish.
Silence: say "sshhh" and look in the distance, after a while you ask "do not feel it?" Keep going until you forget all the criticism.
scatology: Embrace the belly and run away saying "I have to run in the bathroom. "


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